The Fire Marshals of Bethlehem
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Big Tex tells it

See Our New-Looking Web Site
So the FMOB has a refreshed site because there's about to be a new CD. It's recorded, printed, and packed in boxes in our warehouse. You can get a listen to at our MySpace page.

As soon as the record is ready to ship, we'll tell you where to find it and how to make it your own. Make sure you're on the email list. We promise not to bother you a lot or sell your personal information to many large companies.

The man on the left is Big Tex, the host at the Texas State Fair. Up close his face is hideous.